January 2008
Coffee Junkie
O.K. Today I had ’em all! a big coffee from the bakery around the corner on my way to work, a small coffee in the tube on my way to work, countless latte macchiatos at work, a starbucks caramel macchiato, a caramel macchiato from woyton and ten minutes ago the best I ever had: Espresso caramel macchiato from Mc Cafe (23:50pm)! I think it’s just the taste of the Mc Cafe-macchiato that keeps me awake, love it!
Update: I wasn’t talking to Martin Rieger today (to everybody following both of us! Have a good night at work Martin)
Stefan: "I just came home to two roommates fucking in the dark living room. They are still at it."
(via mareen)
That’s the way it was! And is (again)! They didn’t even stop when I entered, not knowing there were some people having fun!
Crap Email: How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ’ For Marijuana’
6. Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy.’
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go.’
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Desk and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
I still think 16. should be “Read emails With crazy Capitalization in List form”
— simko
lol!
I’ll try all these things within the next week. I’ll report you the result from madhouse!
